A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway: 11:57 pm 11:58 pm 11:59 pm 12:00 am 12:01 am
Karl: I love you with all my heart!
Karl: ..and a few other organs.
Karl: mostly my penis.
Some people are in 2012 right now while im just...
kyary: here goes to another year of not being anime
if you thought your life sucked in 2011 just wait...
kyary: jason derulo by jason derulo featuring jason derulo from the album jason derulo
I’m just going on lay in my bed surrounded by pillows and blankets and cry because no one likes me enough to hang out with me on New Year’s Eve. I can’t even get up and walk to the store to go get some chips I’m that depressed. I mean, the public transit is free right now but I’ve got nowhere to go. My older bro and even my little sister are out drinking their...
Fuck you guys, im going to nap for a couple hours before I go hang out with myself at the mall.
japanesesentences: めっちゃムラムラしてエッチしたくてたまんないよ！ meccha muramura shite ecchi shitakute tamannai yo! I’m horny as hell and want to get laid!
I think a lot, but I don’t say much.– Anne Frank (via coteau)
africans: yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her